Being Mrs. Claus

i got an e-mail a few days ago from Emily's parents with a photograph of Emily and Elizabeth with Santa and Mrs. Claus. i almost posted it but don't think that Em's parents are big on having her picture on the internet. Take my word for it: they're adorable. Anyway, the photograph got me to thinking about Lady Claus.

Girl has it made!! Here's my list of reasons why it's good to be Santa's wife:

1. Elf slaves.
2. It's not only acceptable to have a few extra pounds, it's expected of you.
3. No noisy neighbors.
4. Global warming actually works for you.
5. You get your husband to yourself for 364 days a year.


Then again....
Why it would suck to be Mrs. Claus:
1. Feigning sleep to get out of sex is not an option.
2. Reindeer smell.
3. Spending an eternity trapped at age 65.
4. You can't even look at another man without getting called a 'ho.'
5. You get your husband to yourself 364 days a year.